The Tap Combination

LARRY (To the GROUP)
Okay, the tap combination, A five, six, seven, eight …
SHEILA
God, when it’s over do I need a drink!
MIKE
He’s got to know what he wants by now.
BEBE
Oh Jesus, have I got a headache.
MAGGIE
I’m not sure if I can smile much longer.
JUDY
I should have been a singer “AAAAHH!” well.
BOBBY
If George Hamilton can be a movie star
Then I could be a movie star
ALAN
What am I doing in show business?
LARRY
Okay, everybody stage right, please.
I’m going to put you into couples now according to size.
Let me see, I’ll start with the tall people …
Ah … Okay, give me Don, Judy, Bobby and Kristine.
Oh no, girls work on the other side of the boys,
Sheila and Bebe, standby. Boys work upstage
a bit, A five, six, seven, eight …