This Charming Man

On two bicycles
On a hillside desolate
Could Nature make a man of me yet?

Under this charming car
This charming man
Why ponder life’s complexities
When the leather runs smooth on the passenger seat?

I would go out tonight
But I haven’t got a stitch to wear
This man said “It’s crucial
That someone so handsome should care”

I’m just a country boy
Who never knew his place
He said “return the ring”
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things

I would go out tonight
But I haven’t got a stitch to wear
This man said “It’s crucial
That someone so handsome should care”

This charming man
This charming man

I’m just a country boy
Who never knew his place
He said “return the ring”
He knows so much about these things
He knows so much about these things