How To

How to–apply for a job;
How to–advance from the mail room;
How to–sit down at a desk;
How to–dictate memorandums;
How to–develop executive style;
How to commute
In a three-button suit,
With that weary executive smile.
This book is all that I need:
How to–how to–succeed!

How to–observe personnel;
How to–select whom to lunch with;
How to–avoid petty friends;
How to–begin making contacts;
How to walk into a conference room
With an idea–brilliant business idea–
That will make your expense account zoom!
This book is all that I need:
How to–how to–succeed!