So Thin

Been trying to pick up this awesome babe,
A ‘blondie’ I met at the mall…
Asked her if she wanted to grab a bite
but this groovy monster turned me down…

Suzanna, she’s rib-cage thin, don’t eat a thing…
Suzanna, zero gravity is ‘in’…

Next day I offered to get a burger,
A pizza or chocolate shake…
This nasty creation stood me up again,
Finally I understood what was wrong…

Want a root beer? Hell no!
D’you know how much sugar that contains?
Hot fudge sundae? Hell no!
I’ve just gotten a swell idea…
Let’s burn some calories… Oh yeah!
Let’s hit the back seat you and me