Safe Travels (Don't Die)

Please eat your greens
And don’t sit close to screens
Your eyes are a means
To an end

And I would be sorry
If due to your hurry,
You were hit by a lorry
My friend

Like you always say,
Safe travels
Don’t die, don’t die
Safe travels, don’t die

And don’t walk on ice
No matter how nice
How sturdy
Enticing it seems

Please cross at the lights
And don’t start fires
Or fights and
Don’t dabble in heights on caffeine

Like you always say
Safe travels
Don’t die, don’t die
Safe travels, don’t die

Don’t swallow bleach
Out on Sandymount beach
I’m not sure I’d reach you in time
My boy

Please don’t bungee jump
Or ignore a strange lump
And a gasoline pump’s
Not a toy

Like you always say
Safe travels
Don’t die, don’t die
Safe travels, don’t die