You drink, you drive, you spill

I say don’t drink and drive,
you might spill your drink.
Before you get behind the wheel,
just stop and think.

You can take your chances,
but there’s so much to lose.
Another bumpy road,
there’s so much wasted booze.

I’m not so worried
about how many I kill,
I’m much more concerned
with how much beer I spill.

I say don’t drink and drive,
you might spill your drink.
Before you get behind the wheel,
just stop and think.

35% of accidents are cause by pixilated,
the other 65% are not alcohol related.
What does this tell us about the drunk drivers?
They seem to have a better record than the sober team.

I’m not so worried
about how many I kill,
I’m much more concerned
with how much beer I spill.

I say don’t drink and drive,
you might spill your drink…