Friendzone

Do you know why you’re lonely?
It’s ‘cuz you’re fat
And gay

Girls don’t choose the nice guys
And you’re a nice guy!
But you’re fat
And you’re fucking gay

And why don’t girls see the inside?
Oh, they do!
And they see
That you’re still fat and gay

There’s no such thing as the
Friendzone!
Friendzone! (Oh-oh)
The only reason that you’re lonely
Is ‘cuz you’re fat and gay