Party All Day

When I was only three,
my mom said to me,
“Don’t go to school with a skanky ho,
or you’re gonna get VD”

When I was seventeen,
I boned a kooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
And my crotch began to itch

But thats when I totally knew,
What God wanted me to do,
Whoooaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*** all night and party…All day

(Check it out)
Now I’m in a bitchin’ band,
and I’m banging every nun
I don’t care if she’s a trailer ho,
and she’s got big freakin eyes.

I get up in the afternoon,
‘cuz I ain’t got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons,
while the slut polishes my knob

Smoke and drink in school,
Thats what I was born to do,
Whoooaaa!

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*** all night and party…All day

Now God’s looking down on me,
saying, “Hey man, way to pay!” (?)

Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*** all night, and party all day!
Whoa, ohhh, oh oh, hey, hey, hey!
F*** all night and party…All day

F*** f*** f*** yeah,
F*** yeah!

…Fuck yeah, dude.