Perry Mason Theme

You know, it’s such a shame that it’s so hard to find good, honest legal help these days.
See, the problem with my brother and me is we’re recidivists–habitual criminal offenders. no attorney wants to go near us. I gotta find him a lawyer, and I don’t know what I’m gonna do…
The d.a. was burger
The cop was tragg
Della was the secretary
Drake sat on the desk with perry