Smooth And Shiny

He’s got the moustache
He’s got the haircut
He’s got the tattoos
He’s got the fashion
He’s got the look

Dispensed the fat cash
Now you’re a real cool guy
They’ll be real impressed
But aren’t your ankles cold?

Lookin’ good
The ladies love it
Oh so smooth
Like the rest

All the latest shiny bullshit
Brand new boring, get it now
Squeaky plastic experience