The Snooki Song

Wake up in the morning,
gonna find a guido,
A nice, juice, hot, temmed guy
who might look in a Speedo.
Before i leave – Tease my hear
put the poof in the back
And most importantly
I gotta bronze my face
with shellac

I’m talking
grab a pickle for the road
road
Get to the Jersey Mode
Mode
Get the poof it’s own area code
code

Aaa, ha, ha, ha

Little Italian flags on my toes
toes
Got my signature guidette pose
pose
Maybe today I won’t get
socked in the nose
nose
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
no
nose

¡Aaauu!

Let’s score
in Jersey Shore
Ouch my hair stuck
in the door!

Be is tan
is I can
so that I can
steal your man

When I walk
Down the block
And their heads will
turn un shock

Ou, ou o – ou
(Ou, ou o – ou)

Let’s score
in Jersey Shore
Ouch my hair stuck
in the door!

Be is tan
is I can
so that I can
steal your man

When I walk
Down the block
And their heads will
turn un shock

Ou, ou o – ou
(Ou, ou o – ou)

Fin