Tom Waits For Her

She plays the fiddle like a riddle
With her hands on deck
She will hand you a subpoena
Before she hands you a check

She’s quite impressive
Yet quite depressive

She likes Ben-Hur but she don’t like Tom
Because Tom waits for her

Tom waits for her
But she never comes home

Tom waits for her
And now she’s left him all alone

Wait! Wait!