Dr. West

[Dr. West:] Morning, Marshall.

[Eminem:] Morning, doc.

[Dr. West:] So we’re discharging you today,
how are you feeling?

[Eminem:] Anxious.

[Dr. West:] Anxiety?

[Eminem:] Well, anxious to get home, anxious
to get back into the world. Nervous.

[Dr. West:] Nervous? C’mon, Marshall, you’re a big boy now.
Sounding like a bit of a baby, you can do this.
You found a sponsor yet?

[Eminem:] Um, not yet. I mean, but when I get back

[Dr. West:] Well, if you find one, you find one.
If you don’t, you don’t.

[Eminem:] Well, yeah, I mean I godda start
going to meetings first and… Wait, what?

[Dr. West:] Well, you don’t absolutely have to go
to meetings and it’s not like like a requirement that
they fit into your shedule, we know you’re a busy person.

[Eminem:] But I thought variety was the most important thing?

[Dr. West:] So what else are you thinking?

[Eminem:] Um, well, I know I godda start practising
the steps, and I mean learning them, and start being able
to apply them.

[Dr. West:] Steps?

[Eminem:] Yeah, steps.

[Dr. West:] There’s a lot of them, aren’t there?

[Eminem:] Well, twelve.

[Dr. West:] Christ, I don’t even know them all.

[Eminem:] Really?

[Dr. West:] Anything else?

[Eminem:] Um, well, I mean the only other question
I have was like, what do I do if I find myself in
a situation where maybe somebody is drinking
around me or something like that and I get tempted to?

[Dr. West:] Take a drink.

[Eminem:] What?

[Dr. West:] Take a drink and y’know, take the edge off.

[Eminem:] Take the edge off? Man, if I ever take
a drink I already know what that’s gonna lead me to.

[Dr. West:] What, you mean these? *shakes pills*

[Eminem:] Man, what the f***!?

[Dr. West:] Marhsall, what’s the matter, darling?
Having some doubts already? Marshall,
you can’t leave me, you’ll never leave me, Marshall.
We’ll always be together, Marshall. Marshall?… Marshall!?

[Eminem:] No, no, no, no, NO!