Cowboy

Since I was a kid I had this dream
I want to be a tough guy, wild and mean

Flying bullets, flying fists
Born to ride and to be kissed

Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy, comes to town, beat you up and shoot you down

I wear my blue jeans very tight
Please the ladies every night

They put money in my hat
Makes their husbands so upset

Cowboy, cowboy, he can ride any horse and any bride
Cowboy, cowboy, comes to town, beat you up and shoot you down

Cowboy, cowboy, never die, feels no pain, never cries
Cowboy, you get all the chicks, big, big horses and big dicks

Was never wild was never mean
Never joined the cowboy scene

I just ride my rocking chair
Hide my teeth in tupperware

Cowboy, cowboy, this is sad, vomit in your cowboy hat
Cowboy, cowboy, this is fun, lost the bullets f*** your gun

Cowboy, cow oh, boy, we die, every night I have to cry
Cowboy, cowboy, what a prick, drunken horse and shrunken dick