Fun Things To Fuck

Fun things to f***
Fun things to f***
Fun things to f***
Fun things to f***

F*** the front door, f*** the back
F*** the good girls with the knack
F*** the government until they f*** you back
F*** a muslim, f*** a jew
F*** fans of blink 182
That’s illegal if you were born in ’83
yeah, yeah, yeah

F*** a bean cheese burrito
F*** a bowl of cookie dough
F*** the space between the big and neighbor toe
F*** a cop, f*** a marine
F*** a jar of vaseline
F*** a calzone with pepperoni
F*** a midget, f*** a dwarf
F*** Chris Cringle with an elf
But before you f*** it all… go f*** yourself!