Did You Ever See My Tail?

My tail is gone!

Did you ever see a tail, my tail
A pig’s tail?
Did you ever see a tail?
My curly twirly tail

A zebra’s tail to flick the bugs
A kangaroo’s tail to sit up
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
They’re not my tail

Did you ever see a tail, my tail
A pig’s tail?
Did you ever see a tail?
My curly twirly tail

A peacock’s tail for beauty
A dog’s tail to say hello
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
They’re not my tail

Ok, I’m going to look for my tail one more time!

Did you ever see a tail, my tail
A pig’s tail?
Did you ever see a tail?
My curly twirly tail

A hippo’s tail to spread poo
A fish’s tail to swim well
Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
They’re not my tail