Need Money For Beer

I was born in beer, my object of lust.
But got no money, still drink I must.
I search my pockets, and what do I find.
Useless cleenex to wipe my behind.

I need a goddamn brew.
That’s why I’ve come to you.

You bastard, I hate you.
I kill you, you can lick my butt.
So pious and gracious.
Intention isn’t very clear.
You bastard, still hate you.
Need money for a fuc*** beer.

You’ve got the cash, so give it to me.
Dig you in your wallet and set me free.
Expect no thanks, you can kiss my ass.
I’ll ball your girlfriend and cum with class.

I need a goddamn brew.
That’s why I’ve come to you.

You bastard, I hate you.
I kill you, you can lick my butt.
So pious and gracious.
Intention isn’t very clear.
You bastard, still hate you.
Need money for a fuc*** beer.

You bastard, I hate you.
I kill you, you can lick my butt.
You bastard, still hate you.
Need money for a fuc*** beer.

I was born in beer, my object of lust.
But got no money, still drink I must.
I search my pockets, and what do I find.
Useless cleenex to wipe my behind.

You bastard, I hate you.
I kill you, you can lick my butt.
So pious and gracious.
Intention isn’t very clear.
You bastard, still hate you.
Need money for a fuc*** beer.