The Birthday Party

Hello
There’s a place
I’ve been going
There’s a place I’ve been going

Now I’m clean
It would seem
Let’s go somewhere I’ll be seen
As sad as it seems

I seen Greg and he was like
“I seen your friends at the birthday party”
“They were kinda f**ked up before it even started”
“They were gonna go to the Pinegrove show”
They didn’t know about all the weird stuff
So they just left it

I was wasted
And cold
Minding my business
Then I seen the girls and they were all like

“Do you wanna come and get f**ked up?
Listen, I got myself a missus
So there can’t be any kissing
“No, don’t be a fridge
You better wise up, kid
It’s all adderall now
It doesn’t make you wanna do it”

This ain’t going well
I thought that I was stuck in hell
In a boring conversation with a girl called Mel
‘Bout her friend in Cincinnati called Matty as well

You pulled away when I went for the kiss
No, it wasn’t a diss
You put the tap on to cover up the sound of your piss
After four years, don’t you think I’m over all this?

That’s rich from a man who can’t sh*t
In a hotel room, he’s gotta share for a bit
You make a little hobby out of going to the lobby
To get things that they don’t hav

Does it go through ya when I’m talking to ya?
You know that I could sue ya if we’re married
And you f**ked up again

Impress myself with stealth and bad health
And my wealth and progressive causes
Drink your Kombucha and buy an Ed Ruscha
Surely, it’s a print ’cause I’m not made of it
Look the f**king state of it

I came pretty late to it
We can still be mates ’cause it’s only a picture
All your friends in one place
Oh’ we’re a scene, whatever that means

I depend on my friends to stay clean
As sad as it
As sad as it