Don't sit down cause I've moved your chair

Break a mirror, roll the dice
Run with scissors, through a chip pan fire fight.
Go into business with a grizly bear.
But just don’t sit down ‘cause I’ve moved your chair.

Find a well known hardman and start a fight,
Wear your shell suit on a bonefire night.
Fit them a circular hole with a peg that’s square,
but just don’t sit down cause I’ve moved your chair.

ohhhh yeah yeah yeah
ohhhh yeah yeah yeah

Bite the lightning and tell me how it tastes.
Kung-fu fighting on your rollerskates.
Do the macarena on the devil’s lair.
But just don’t sit down cause I’ve moved your chair

ohhhh yeah yeah yeah
ohhhh yeah yeah yeah
ohhhh yeah yeah yeah