Dear Diary,

Dear diary
I don’t know what’s going on
But something’s off
The dog won’t stop barking and
I think my TV is blocked
Every channel is the same
It’s sending me insane
And earlier somebody bit me
What a fucking day

The sky is falling
It’s fucking pouring
I’m going brain-dead, isolated
God is a shithead and we’re his rejects
Traumatized for breakfast
I can’t stomach any
You won’t survive the horror

Dear diary
I feel itchy like there’s bugs under my skin
The dog’s gone rabid, shut the fuck up!
Doing my head in
I keep fading in and out
I don’t know where I’ve been
I feel so hungry
What the hell is happening?

The sky is falling
It’s fucking pouring
I’m going brain-dead, isolated
God is a shithead and we’re his rejects
Traumatized for breakfast
I can’t stomach any
You won’t survive the horror

Dear Diary
Dog stopped barking
Probably ‘cause I ate his face
Tasty. Itchy
TV say there’s no more human race
Kinda sad
My whole entire existence been a waste
Ah, nevermind
Its not the end of the world
Oh, wait

Fly! Oh
Lie! Oh