The lucky one

Payback is overdue.
So much for the I.O.U.
My head is stuck underneath God’s thumb.
I guess that makes me the lucky one.

Stupidity is a constant trend.
Murphy and I have become best friends.
Hooray for dreams gone before they’ve come.
Hooray for me, I’m the lucky one.

I am the lucky one.
I am a comedian.
The jokes on me,
I’m the lucky one.

A sinking ship, holes in my lifeboat.
I’m sorry for choking but I’ve got a wishbone
stuck in my throat.
I never thought this could be such fun.
Hooray for me, I’m the lucky one.

I tried to jump straight through the suck.
Headfirst but now my freakin head is stuck.
I’m feeling like a stupid schmuck.
Lucky for me, I don’t believe in luck.

Thank God, I don’t believe in luck.

Rusted linings on my black clouds.
It’s raining piss, will somebody tell me what’s
that all about?
Wish on a blackstar until it comes.
It’s here for me, I’m the lucky one.

I am the lucky one.
I am only human.
I guess that makes me the lucky one .