Santa's Messin' with the Kid

Santa comes once a year, we all know
he don’t use the chimney, got a key to my door … oh
Oh, look what Santa did (… he’s messin’ with me)
They call it “Merry Christmas”, but I say,Santa’s messin’ with the kid

He came in cold, zipped my tea
He sat my wife upon his knee … oh Lord!
Oh, look what Santa did (he’s messin’ with me)
They call it “Merry Christmas”, but I say,Santa’s messin’ with the kid

He drank my eggnog, he nicked my cake
He grabbed my wife and gave her a shake … oh Lord!
Oh, look what Santa did (… he’s messin’ with me)
They call it “Merry Christmas”, but I say,Santa’s messin’ with the kid

Woke up Christmas morning, Santa ain’t around
Only because the kid ran him outta town … oh
Oh, look what Santa did (he’s messin’ with me)
They call it “Merry Christmas”, but I say,Santa’s messin’ with the kid

Oh, … oh look what Santa did!
Oh, … oh look what Santa did (… he’s messin’ with me)
They call it “Merry Christmas”, but I say,Santa’s messin’ with the kid