Teach You How To Sing The Blues

Come down off your high horse

Who do you think you are

Just a clown in a one horse town

In a broke down second hand car

Can you still get it up

Or are we pushing too hard

If you wanna get your hands on a beautiful girl

You gotta use Mastercard

There’s no excuse for bullshit

So don’t try to feed me none

You better shake some action

Bring it on, bring it on

You don’t like the way we speak

You don’t like it when you lose.

Shouldn’t be sad, don’t get mad

Or we gonna teach you how to sing the blues.

Get on your horse and ride

Where shall we go today

Let’s go to a place i know

Where the speed freaks babble all day

Can you still talk dirty

Or are you gonna be mean

If you ever speak to a beautiful girl

She’ll laugh you right out of your jeans

There’s no reason we should listen

Why do you talk so much

You better bite your finger

Bring it up, bring it up

You don’t like the way we fight

You don’t have a fuc*** clue

You won’t be great, but don’t be late

Or we gonna teach you how to sing the blues

There’s nothing out here for you

Why did you wait so long

You better shake your moneymaker

Bring it on, bring it on

You don’t like the way we laugh

Af you and your retro shoes

Don’t be a heel, or an imbecile

Or we gonna teach you how to sing the blues

You ain’t gona be no hero

Cos you ain’t got nothin’ to lose

So move it out and shut your mouth

Or we gonna teach you how to sing the blues

Teach you how to sing the blues.