I, Fatty

Only 12 years old and already so alone,
left abandoned on a train.
You’ve got a lot to learn but you’ll never learn,
powders can’t get rid of all your pain.

Chased by Keystone Cops through LA’s endless backdrops,
you became loved by the world,
but the biggest star is gonna leave the biggest scar
on that pregnant tarnished girl.

Fatty, Fatty,
the world can turn pineapple upside down cake.
Fatty, Fatty,
after so many proud falls this is your proudest.

Fatty, Fatty,
your friends will turn on you in a split second.
Fatty, Fatty,
there’s no place for the fattest man to hide out.

Fatty, Fatty,
Fatty, Fatty.