Thank god it's monday

(Monday is my favorite time of year.)

I’m gonna tell you what I really think I like about Mondays
‘cause they feel like Saturdays,
when you don’t gotta go to work
every day is a holiday.
I wake up when I want to,
I do anything I wanna do,
can’t wait for Tuesday.

I really never liked Fridays (I don’t…)
I can’t do what I wanna do (…like to…)
Sold out at the movies (…go out…)
Can’t eat at the restaurants (…weekends)
Everybody want a good time,
but the bar’s full of cigarette smoke.
I think I’ll stay home,
I think I’ll wait for Monday.

I live a 5 day weekend,
I gotta year long holiday,
thank God it’s Monday.

The only place that I gotta go be
is at the show or on the first tee,
thank God for irony.

Nevermind the aggravation,
modulation, gimme another key.

I’ll tell you why I like Tuesdays (Wednesday)
Cause the’re kinda like Christmas (New years)
Come to think about Wednesdays (Thursday)
Are a little like Hanukkah (Every day is good)
Thursday’s Thanksgiving,
I’m talking about good living.
I’ll think I give thanks.

Thank God it’s Monday
Thank God it’s Monday
Thank God it’s Monday.