Nut Bolts And Screws

Roll it on, roll it on

Cold funny farm ain’t no home
Joe was sittin’ there on his own
Sittin’ there a pissin’, missin’ all the kissin’
Wishin’ that he wasn’t alone

Chorus
I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news
Nut bolts and screws, I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news
Nut bolts and screws, I heard it on the news

All of the cuckoos at rest
One flies away from the nest
Finds himself a cutie, a rootin-tootin beauty
She make the hair stand up on his chest

Chorus
I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news
Nut bolts and screws, I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news
Nut bolts and screws, I heard it on the news

All he needed was a little female company
Just to help him take away some of the misery
All he wanted was a little bit of ecstasy
Be sure they’re right behind him be sure they caught up on him, and oh

Joe he got a shot in the arm
And now he’s sleepin’ back at the farm
Still knows he can do it I guess he always knew it
He never done nobody no harm

Chorus
I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news
Nut bolts and screws, I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news
Nut bolts and screws, I heard it on the news
I heard it on the news, I heard it on the news
Nut bolts and screws, nut bolts and screws
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Nut bolts and screws, nut bolts and screws
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