Ripped Pants

I thought that I had everybody on my side
But I went and blew it, all sky high
And now she won’t even spare a passing glance
All just because I (rip) ripped my pants

When big Larry came round just to put him down
SpongeBob turned into a clown
And no girl ever wants to dance
With a fool who went and (rip) ripped his pants

I know I shouldn’t mope around I shouldn’t curse
But the pain feels so much worse
‘Cause windin’ up with no one is a lot less fun
Than a burn from the sun, or sand in your buns!

Now I learned a lesson I won’t soon forget
So listen and you won’t regret
Be true to yourself don’t miss your chance
And you won’t end up like the fool who ripped
His pants