Valentín

No Valentín
con palo no vale
Valentín

Vengo del quinto mondongo congo
a sacártela no Valentín
a sacártela no Valentín
a sacártela no.

Llegó el flojo de Ramón (Pa? gozar)
a la casa de Porfirio

Abelardito está loco
why lo viene a visitar

Cierra esa puerta caramba ese loco
cierra esa puerta

No Valentín
con palo no vale
Valentín

Así no vale Valentín
con palo no vale Valentín.

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English:

No Valentín,
It’s unfair if you use a stick
Valentin.

I’ve come from far, so far away
to beat it out of you, Valentín
To take you down Valentín
To take you down

Weak-assed Ramon has arrived (To have fun)
At Porfirio’s house
Abelardito is crazy
And has come to visit him

Close the door, that guy’s crazy.
Close the door.

No, Valentín
It’s unfair, if you use a stick
Valentín.

That’s no good Valentín,
with a stick it’s unfair.