Vanilla sex

Don’t ever take away from me my pornography,
obviously we don’t agree on what’s obscene,
I have the right to choose what I want to see and read.

Don’t even try to take away from me my right to privacy
because what I do is no one’s business but me.

So stay in your missionary position,
I hope that you get bored to death.
There’s no way I’m going through life having vanilla sex.

The government’s trying to get into your bedroom,
you better lock your door and close your shades
because there could be someone watching you today.

Why do you try to make things illegal?
Why do we have to be 21?
Are you afraid that people are having too much fun?
Why do you care what I do in my bedroom?
Why do you want to know how I screw?
It seems to me you’ve got nothing better to do.